If you turn a country song into a pop/hip-hop song, it ain’t fuckin’ country.
GTFO of here FLG.
Dude, what’s the deal with MRE toilet paper? That shit is like 1/2 ply. Oh my goodness. What happens if you’re out in the field and you happen to have diarrhea? Hahahahaha! Seriously though.
I guess it’s better than nothin’, huh? Fuck, we really need to go to the store. We also really need to get our truck back in order to do so.
Um, I think I may have just lost my mucus plug. But I don’t know because I’m a fucking retard.
I just peed and happened to glance down in the toilet and saw something that I swear to God resembled what I saw on the interwebz. Only problem was that it was already being flushed down by the time I actually looked at it.
Hmm. Probably wasn’t it. Fuck it. We’ll find out soon enough, now won’t we?